I've been doing some wishful thinking about items that could improve my overall reading experience or that could have enhanced specific books I've already enjoyed.
Wouldn't it be great to pluck a book off the shelf, take a few steps, and slip into a bathtub? I like reading in the tub almost as much as reading in bed, especially if the book evokes water.
When a banker's corpse, nude but for his pince-nez, is found in a tub, Lord Peter Wimsey's sleuthing career begins (Dorothy L. Sayers' Whose Body?); in a later Sayers book, Have His Carcase, Harriet Vane contemplates a dead body on a beach free of footprints. The body of Kate Sumner washes ashore along the Dorset coast in Minette Walters' hardboiled The Breaker.
While more water is running into the tub, there's Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Final Problem," in which Moriarty shoves Sherlock Holmes over Reichenbach Falls, or Joyce Carol Oates' novel, The Falls, which begins when Ariah's brand-new husband throws himself over Niagra Falls. As the water becomes very cold, follow the Arctic Sea rescue of men at a stranded British meteorological station in Alistair Maclean's Ice Station Zebra, or shiver through the Arctic expedition in Dan Simmons's 2007 thriller, The Terror. Dana Stabenow's Kate Shugak series, set in Alaska, would be perfect here, too.

Easier on the pocketbook—and therefore more bucks for books—are the bookmarks pictured below. I can visualize that desperately raised hand on the left marking my spot in Urban Waite's 2013 standalone, The Carrion Birds. After all the crime fiction characters who've come to grief, vowing that this heist is their last, you'd think Ray Lamar would know better. The bookmark of tagged toes on the right would be at home in Daniel Woodrell's Give Us a Kiss: A Country Noir, set in the Ozarks and involving the feuding Dolly and Redmond clans.

I don't know about you, but I like to note certain pages when I read. More fun than square yellow Post-It notes are the fruit-shaped sticky notes on the left below. Funky note paper demands funky pens; the fish pens on the right caught my eye. Perfect for scribbling notes as Cyril Hare's characters fish on the River Didder in Death Is No Sportsman, or the Macleans cast flies into a Montana river in Norman Maclean's lyrical A River Runs Through It and Other Stories.

I've always liked matching my drinking and eating with my book's characters, and the little gizmo at right would come in very handy. Some writers just demand an evening on the porch swing, where you sit with a drink in one hand and the book in the other. James Ellroy, Flannery O'Connor, Joseph Wambaugh. Reavis Z. Wortham, whose hardboiled series is set in Lamar County, Texas, is another. His The Right Side of Wrong is due next month.
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